Friday Fun Phrase Craze (12/30/2005)

er... I suppose you want these bicuspids back...

Gargoyle guy

I hated Gargoyle Guy. Maybe it was because he looked like a gargoyle. Perhaps it was the way he stared at me with those stone cold eyes. But, the thing that really creeped me out was when he let himself in my house, used my shower and left calcium deposits all over the tub. I mean the nerve! I had just removed the ring around the tub, and I had to clean again! Oh well, it could have been worse. The neighbors had the same thing happen to them, except it was a plumber for them who let himself into the house.

Friday Fun Phrase Craze (12/23/2005)

"Dinosaurs would have made real good pets"

Friday Fun Phrase Craze (12/16/2005)

* Note, the following is not a phrase I made up, but found it very intriguing. A color commentator covering a hockey game said it and I would like to share it with you*

"You can put another ornament on your upside tree"

What does that mean??

Friday Fun Phrase Craze! (12/09/2005)

"Johnny, cash my check, I'm Broke!"

Friday Fun Phrase Craze! (12/2/2005)

"No, I'm sorry my wife is not one of the items that I'm selling today at this yard sale!"