Friday Fun Phrase Craze! (11/25/2005)

"We have a code..., a code.., Hey, Hank! What's the code, again, for customers beating each other over the head with purses?"

Friday Fun Phrase Craze! (11/18/05)

"Real kitty cats don't cry over spilt milk"

Grant me three wishes.

If I had three wishes, I would donate them to the needy. Well, I would as long as there were restrictions on what they could wish for, such as, no death wishes.

Friday Fun Phrase Craze! (11/11/05)

"Stealth Fighters are the wave of the FUTURE!!"

Gorbmay Cookin?

Submit your recipes to the Iron "Chef" Curtain at : 45 Gorbachev Drive, Rus. If you are an american, we encourage you to send in your "secret recipes."

Friday Fun Phrase Craze! (11/04/05)

"Get off yer wagon. This covered wagon is not registered and must be forfeited; along with the supplies and women. Please no children."

Grand Closing

American Smorgasbord is announcing their Grand Closing Sale. Join us on Saturday, November 5th for an 'All (and everything) You Can Eat' style buffet. If you can't find the sign, look for all the satisfied customers. They probably ate it.