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Friday Fun Phrase Craze (8/16/2012)

"You are SUCH a PEST," he shouted at the cockroach.

General Labor

Is there any stoppage to the labor concern of the Eastern division of our corporation? Will Tom and Greta from Marketing get back together after a 2nd quarter separation? Does the manager of Sales know what he is in for?

Find out tomorrow on an another exciting episode of: General Labor

Friday Fun Phrase Craze (9/15/2006)

"There is no stopping the stoppin'! "

* I am not sure where this originated, but it is something that some people at my work say sometimes. I don't know what it means, but it sure is fun to say!


That being said, there is no stopping the stoppin'!

Trumbold Skylar

From what I have observed, the bus driver seems to have some sort of plan. Trumbold Skylar, age 48, is a grizzled man who can not quite be described as "kid friendly." Mr. Skylar once told me that he would rather prepare a stew of schoolage students, than eat the swill his mother has ready for him when he comes home each night. I am not familiar with the dish he is referring to, nor am I aware of the cooking techniques involved. "Do you have any experience with making this course of cuisine, Mr. Skylar?" I asked. "No," he said, "the proper ingredients are never readily available." I thanked him for his time and asked him if I could try his dinner when he finally gets the opportunity to prepare it.

"Certainly," he replied, "I'd love to have you and your son over for dinner some time."

"That will be great! Bye Jimmy, see you after school!"

Friday Fun Phrase Craze (07/07/2006)

"I'm going to relax and kick my feet up on the ottoman empire"

Friday Fun Phrase Craze (06/09/2006)

"Soooooo sorry! I didn't see you there, ma-am."

Friday Fun Phrase Craze (04/07/2006)

"The program is currently not responding. Your computer may be busy. Please try back later."

Friday Fun Phrase Craze (03/24/2006)

"And what is this birthday party celebrating, again?"

Friday Fun Phrase Craze (03/17/2006)

"Ay're ye e'er been te der ome land? T'were e'er an eve er Ire de star..."

Happy Saint Patrick's Day!

Poem or Rock song?

Alright kids, I'm going to write some verse that could very well be part of the next famous poem or popular rock song (or maybe that's just wishful thinking). Below you will find the first installment. Enjoy!



The shadows and the art form clouds in the sky.
But what are they to do when the plumber goes awry?

Large cracks in the pipeline were not there before he came.
The wrench of monk, from its sheath he drew, and struck the water main.

Friday Fun Phrase Craze (03/10/2006)

"Know what you know and forget what you don't"

Conversation?

Dirk: - "Ten-Four, I copy cat."

Kirk: - "Don't you mean to say "Ten-Four, I copy that?"

Dirk: - "Don't you mean to say "Ten-Four, I copy that?"

Friday Fun Phrase Craze (03/03/2006)

"I plant a million bird seeds and get nothing, while you plant one apple seed and get an apple tree: What gives???"

Friday Fun Phrase Craze (02/24/2006)

"Ten times ten is.... uh.... HEY!! Look over there!"

"Friday Fun Phrase Craze (02/17/2006)

"I'll take $500 for myself, Alex"

Friday Fun Phrase Craze (02/10/2006)

"Strike while the bowling is lousy."

Friday Fun Phrase Craze (02/01/2006

"There is no more room in that purse for another h'ourderve!"

Friday Fun Phrase Craze (01/20/2006)

"I'm going to ask you one more time, William: Do you know where Grandma's teeth are?"

Friday Fun Phrase Craze (01/13/2006)

"Who the heck is that guy in the chicken suit?"

Viva la revolucion!

Tired of the same old song and Dance Dance? Questioning the usage of the term "Revolution" in the popular video game, "Dance Dance Revolution"? All they ever release anymore is the same game with different music. Hardly a [FingerQuotes] Revolution [/FingerQuotes], now is it?

Here, at SergeSoft Studios, we believe that the good folks who created DDR are resting on their laurels, mainly the [FingerQuotes] Revolution [/FingerQuotes] part of the deal. That's why we decided to develop our own series of revolutionary dancing games that will have you moving your feet as surely as a Norse horse can learn Morse!

Our initial title to be produced is "Square Dance Dance Revolution". You'll be hootin' and hollerin' the night away as you shuffle your best boots to such songs as "Flames of Brigg's Cabin".

'..Swang yer pardner dosido; when yer on far, bedder stap drap en roll...'

Watch for more exciting "Square Dance Dance Revolution" news from the 2006 E3 convention!

Other future projects include: "Line Dance Dance Revolution", "Polka Dance Dance Revolution", "Ballet Dance Dance Revolution", "Lord of the Dance Dance Revolution", " River Dance Dance Revolution", "Tap Dance Dance Revolution", "Dollar Dance Dance Revolution", "High School Dance Dance Revolution", "Conga Dance Dance Revolution", and "Break Dance Dance Revolution".

Exciting times are ahead for SergeSoft Studios and YOU!

Friday Fun Phrase Craze (01/06/2006)

"As sure as a Norse Horse can learn Morse!"

Friday Fun Phrase Craze (12/30/2005)

er... I suppose you want these bicuspids back...

Gargoyle guy

I hated Gargoyle Guy. Maybe it was because he looked like a gargoyle. Perhaps it was the way he stared at me with those stone cold eyes. But, the thing that really creeped me out was when he let himself in my house, used my shower and left calcium deposits all over the tub. I mean the nerve! I had just removed the ring around the tub, and I had to clean again! Oh well, it could have been worse. The neighbors had the same thing happen to them, except it was a plumber for them who let himself into the house.

Friday Fun Phrase Craze (12/23/2005)

"Dinosaurs would have made real good pets"

Friday Fun Phrase Craze (12/16/2005)

* Note, the following is not a phrase I made up, but found it very intriguing. A color commentator covering a hockey game said it and I would like to share it with you*

"You can put another ornament on your upside tree"

What does that mean??

Friday Fun Phrase Craze! (12/09/2005)

"Johnny, cash my check, I'm Broke!"

Friday Fun Phrase Craze! (12/2/2005)

"No, I'm sorry my wife is not one of the items that I'm selling today at this yard sale!"

Friday Fun Phrase Craze! (11/25/2005)

"We have a code..., a code.., Hey, Hank! What's the code, again, for customers beating each other over the head with purses?"

Friday Fun Phrase Craze! (11/18/05)

"Real kitty cats don't cry over spilt milk"

Grant me three wishes.

If I had three wishes, I would donate them to the needy. Well, I would as long as there were restrictions on what they could wish for, such as, no death wishes.

Friday Fun Phrase Craze! (11/11/05)

"Stealth Fighters are the wave of the FUTURE!!"

Gorbmay Cookin?

Submit your recipes to the Iron "Chef" Curtain at : 45 Gorbachev Drive, Rus. If you are an american, we encourage you to send in your "secret recipes."

Friday Fun Phrase Craze! (11/04/05)

"Get off yer wagon. This covered wagon is not registered and must be forfeited; along with the supplies and women. Please no children."

Grand Closing

American Smorgasbord is announcing their Grand Closing Sale. Join us on Saturday, November 5th for an 'All (and everything) You Can Eat' style buffet. If you can't find the sign, look for all the satisfied customers. They probably ate it.

Friday Fun Phrase Craze!

"Harold, get that cat out of our bed!"

Branson's latest project

An excerpt from Charles Branson's latest project: 'The Puppet Prince invites you to Meet The Family'

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Just then Sir Arthemondelmount, the Puppet Prince of Persia had settled with the kind man who had arrived at his door not long ago.

"No, I will not press charges. This man just happens to be my father."

"You mean, ...?" a surprised police office exclaimed. "Yes, King Ellipsis, my father and YOUR King. He must have caught you off guard by wearing a shirt with only two dots instead of his trademarked three-dot style. He does this type of thing when he goes undercover, as you discovered today.

"I'm so sorry I didn't know!!"

"You did the right thing. My father made the law so he should have no trouble abiding by it."
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The Quarantine

Although it's not yet known to be lethal, Randy's condition is potentially harmful and extremely contagious. Randy will have to be treated in a quarantined room to protect himself and the public. Once a person is within viewing distance of Randy, they are putting themselves at risk. The only person who is allowed in the same building as Randy will be his medical physician, who will be equipped with a specially designed personal protection suit developed by NASA scientists to shield him from potential hazard. Randy, like his late father, is a chronic sufferer of argyle socks. They affect his senses, most importantly, his sense of style. There is no clear-cut cure for argyle socks, but results from thereputic treatments indicate that therapy does treat its symptoms.

If you see a person wearing argyle socks, befriend him or her. Find out if they are causal users or chronic abusers. If the latter, let them know that they can get help to let them lead better lives. The worst thing you can do is ignore a potential problem. Do you want the hand of evil to grab a hold of your ankles?

Disclaimer: The preceding fictional story is not against the wearing of argyle socks, of which the author has about three pairs, but is against the obsession of wearing argyle socks for every occasion. Research has shown that wearing argyle socks for inappropriate occasions, such as at gym class and at beach parties, is harmful to one's health as well as others. Thank you for your understanding and support.

Thanks,

-The Upper Ups

Turkey Lurkey Hot; Turkey Lurkey Cold; Turkey Lurkey in a Pot, nine days old

How was the turkey, is there any left to spare?

The turkey's in the refrigerator over there

It was good last week, but today I wouldn't dare

I refuse to eat anything that grows fuzzy green hair

Tolerance

Is there any tolerance in the world today?....

No, I am afraid not. There are a few letters to be written to acheive t-o-l-e-r-a-n-c-e in "the world today".

Every letter counts so send those letters in!!!!!

Reggie's Veggies

Despite countless pleadings from his parents, Reginald refused to eat his vegetables. All his folks could do was warn him, "Bad things happen to those who don't eat their vegetables." Reginald did not believe this, as he thought his parents were just trying to have their way.

When Reginald came of legal age, his parents turned him in to the proper authorities. In this case it was the "Agency of Proper Nutrition for Healthy and Well Informed Americans." Research has indicated that well nurished individuals are far more likely to be healthy, successful, and well informed. The agency was formed in 1984 out of growing concern that our country's weakness could be the gradual transformation of our population into a bunch of unhealthy, pathetic, losers. Reginald is not the only victim of malnutrition. Malnutrition can happen to anyone. The effects of malnutrition may be deadly. Reginald and his family are very fortunate that his condition was treated in time. You may not be so lucky.

Next time you are asked to eat a veggie, take some time and think of Reggie.

Snake Oil Traitor

Henry Johnson is historically thought to be a snake oil traitor. The snake oil trade used to be a highly respected profession. In fact, there was a time when children would aspire to be snake oil traders as opposed to firefighters and police officers, of which is common of children today.

This was before Johnson, a snake oil tradesman himself, shared the snake oil trade's trade secrets in a book he published, Snake Oil Trading for morons and drunkards. He purposely targeted morons and drunkards because he assumed they could not read. Though his assumption was largely correct, Johnson did not anticipate the spouses of his audience to pick up the book. It is this occurance that ultimately gave Henry Johnson, his infamous place in history as a snake oil traitor.

You have to start somewhere

There are no entries before the first one. No standards exist to compare. I do not have to worry about this first writing failing miserably. No criticisim such as: "Oh, Chris, I've noticed the quality of your work dwindle recently. We both know you can do better".

There is no end.

not at the beginning, anyway.